July 2006 Archives

I spent a decent amount of time animating trailer for an idea I have for a cartoon. The full-length version will have the full version of the song featured in the trailer.

Click here to watch!

Animated by: Me
Music Stolen From: Royksopp, "Royksopp's Night Out"

As you can plainly see, I am in possession of the tubes that you said make up the internets.

Your move, Senator.

So, on a whim, I decided to sign up for a new Myspace account (I will not dignify that site by linking to it from my obviously high-brow blog). I was curious about a few things having been up thinking about social networking websites for the past couple hours. After a sign up process that asked an awful lot of information, I was treated to my "home page."

Actually, first I was treated to an ad for a dating website:

This was a brilliant ad in that I imagine it failed fabulously to do what it intended because the first thing I saw when I glanced (and eventually leered) at this ad was this...or, rather, these:

Anyway. I'm getting off track. My point, believe it or not, is this. After the entire sign-up process, during which I left as much blank as I could, I was treated to my "home page" which had several "vital" statistics listed on it in a tiny box. I have provided the relevant portion of that box for you:

My question is this: how, if I answered only the most minimum of question, filling out nothing along the lines of "Favorite " and not adding any friends whatsoever do I have 91 million people in my network!? Apparently, even if you have no interests or friends at all, there are 91 million people just like you.

Thanks, Murdoch. You assclown.

What in the hell was I never told about poutine!? I must learn to make it.