January 2007 Archives

To Whom It May Concern,

To begin, I know you are a youth. The muddy foot prints you left on the passenger-side of my hood show shoe prints that come from those slip-on shoes the Vans Corporation and their copycats make. Seeing as how my car was parked not a block away from the Phoenix Theater which had a show on Saturday night, it's a pretty safe assumption you're under 18 years of age.

If I have any question at all it would have to be why? Why would you randomly jump up onto the hood of someone's car? Maybe you didn't know the passenger-side of the windshield had sustained a tiny crack in it from a rock, kicked up from some other car, while I was heading south on 101 earlier. Maybe you thought you'd just run up the side of my car denting the hood and top. But, as it stands, you shattered the windshield.

So, why? Why'd you do it, douchebag? Was it growing up in Petaluma? We all know it's a pretty hardcore town. Life on the streets makes you tough, especially in Petaluma. Was it because you thought you were "fighting the power?" I don't care how much you believe in anarchy, you still wear that same shoes every other "punk" has worn since 1977. So much for individuality and not being a part of the machine.

At the end of the day, it's just a windshield. It'll be replaced. It's just a thing. Still, you're an asshole. I'd rather have taken my girlfriend out for the weekend. Yeah, that's how much it's going to cost me.

I'll wrap it up now. Remember that what goes around comes around. You'll get yours. I may not even have to do anything. Karma's a bitch like that. But if I do catch you, know that I'm not a violent or angry person. I'll just want you to pay for it. If you don't? Well, we'll just have to see what happens.

In closing, thanks prick.

-M

"They say God created Arrakis to train the faithful."

Nerdy? Yeah, but my command line rocks.

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